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üDoyouwantacoke?
ÇbyGardEggesbøAbrahamsen
(dedicatedtoSeverineDiziain)
Gitslookedattheradar.Itwasthefirsttimesincetheyhadleft
Otulpthataspace-shipmovedinthatclose.Hisfistsweretightened.
Riegsanoticedthis."Gits,"hesaid."ViolentOne.Icanseenoreason
totightenanyfists.Rememberthatwehavemerchandisetodeliverand
thebestforusallistotravelinpe..."
"Shutup,PeacefulOne!"Gitswasangry.Hehadbeenangryandquite
violentsincehiswife,Eneri,waskilledaftershesaid"peace"onetime
toomany.Hetoldthepoliceitwasanaccident,buteverybodyknewthat
itwasGitswhoputherinthemicrowaveoven.Whyshemarriedhiminthe
firstplace,isoneofthegreatunsolvedmysteriesoftheuniverse.
"It'smydutytoprotectit."HeturnedtoTrebor."SwiftOne!Goandget
theInsanelyWittyOneandtheFrenchOne."
Treborpressedakeyinapanelbyadoor.Itwasthisactionthat
causedtheabovementioneddoortoslideopen.Treborranswiftlydown
thecorridorthathadbeenhiddenbehindthedoorallthetime.Thedoor
closedsilentlybehindhim.
"Accordingtomycalculations,"Riegsasaid,"thatcouldjustaswell
beapeacefu..."
Ç "Shutup,PeacefulOne!TakeyourpeaceandshoveitbeforeIdoit.
Thisistherealworldandnotanimaginarypeacefulone!Don'tyou
remembertheprophecy?"
Treborenteredtheroomthroughtheabovementioneddoor."Sir,"he
said."Theywillcomeassoonastheyhavedressed."
"Imustsay..."Riegsastarted,butalookfromGitstoldhimthathe
shouldn'tcontinueifhewantedtostayalivelongerthananotherten
seconds.Riegsahadalwaysbeencarefulandaspeacefulaspossible.When
hewenttoschool,someolderboyshadbeatenhimuponce.Toprevent
thisfromhappeningmorethanthatonetime,hepayedtheboys$2each
everydaytolayoff.However,therewereotherboyswhowantedtobeat
himupaswell.Theyearlybribeexpensessoonreached$400000.That's
whyhehadtotakethisboringjobonthespace-ship:topaytheyearly
$400000.ThiswasalsohowhemetDragtheInsanelyWittyOneand
EnirevestheFrenchOne.
Alightonapanelbelowtheradarscreenflashedred.Gitslookedout
ofthewindow.Hecouldnowclearlyseetheapproachingspace-ship."If
onlyIhadabigenoughmicrowaveoven"hethoughtandtightenedhis
fistsevenfurther.Hehadtodoitthehardwaythistime.
Buthehadaproblem.
ABIGproblem.
Aproblemsoenormouslyhugethathowhesolveditisoneofthegreat
Çunsolvedmysteriesoftheuniverse.
Hehadforgottentobringhislasergun.
Butthatwasnottheonlyproblemhehad.Thisotherproblemwasat
themomentwalkingupthecorridor."Blackenedistheend,"theproblem
sang."Winteritwillsend,Throwingallyousee,Intoobscurity.Death
ofmotherearth,Neverarebirth,Evelution'send,Neverwillitmend,
Never."Theproblemwasinsane.Itwascalled"DragtheInsanelyWitty
One"andwasoneofthegreatestMetallicafansinthegalaxy.
TogetherwithDragwasEnirevestheFrenchOne.Once,shewasasked
whatshesawinDrag.Asexpected,herreplysimplywasthat"Hemakesme
laugh".Ofcourse,thishasnothingwiththeactualstorytodo
whatsoever.Therefore,Ibelieveitistimetoleavethissubjectandgo
ontellingthestory.
ThebeforementioneddoorslidopentoallowDragandEnirevesto
entertheroom.Dragfeltuncomfortable.Itseemedtohimthattherewas
somethingwrongwithhistrousers.Helookeddown.Backwards!
"ViolentOne,"hesaidasheentered."PeacefulOne,"hesaidto
Riegsa."SwiftOne,"HeturnedtoTrebor."Excusemeforamoment."He
thendisappearedintothelavatory.Aminutelaterhereturnedwithhis
trouserstherightway,thistime."Youaskedforus?"Heaskedasif
nothinghadhappenedatall.(Especiallynotwithhistrousers)
"Yes,"Gitsrepliedwithaminutesmileonhisface.Heturnedtothe
Çwindow."There'sthisspace-ship."Hisfistswerequitetightened."You
aretheexpertonspace-ships,Enireves.Whatdoyouthink?"
Enirevesstudiedthespace-shipinasplitsecondandhadtheanswer
ready.Itwasnottheultimateanswerofthebigquestionaboutlife,
universeandeverything(42),butatleastitwasananswer.Theultimate
answerofthecurrentsituationtheynowwerein.
"Ihaveneverseenanythinglikeit,butonethingiscertain."She
saidinherFrenchaccent."Wewon'tstandachanceagainstitwhenit
comestoarms."
Gitstightenedhisfistsevenmore.Theglassofcokeheactuallyheld
initbrokeandallthecokewasnowintheformofabigblackpoolon
theusuallysocleanfloor."Ihatethatspace-ship,"hecriedout."It
tookmycoke!"
Dragquicklydrankupthepoolofcokefromthefloor.
Ayellowlightstartedflashingabovethecommunicationscreen.Trebor
wentswiftlyovertothescreenandpressedabutton.
Thescreenwasfilledwithaface.Itwasamale,butitwas
impossibletotelltheapproximateageofhim.
"Hellothere,"thefacesaid."IamEdorftheevilone.Ifeelabit
happytoday,soIwillgiveyoutwochoices:Eitheryousurrenderandlet
usboardtheship,orwewillblowyouinbillionsofsmallpieces."
Inamoment,itlookedasifGitsuntightenedhisfists,but
Çsurprisinglytonone,hedidn't.Hetightenedthem(asiftheyweren't
tightenough)
"I'lltellyou,"Gitssaid."Wehaven'tgotmuchchoicebuttochoose
oneofthetwo,andsinceIwouldlikeafightingchancetoliveabit
longer,Imightletyouboardtheship.Whetheryousucceedornot,is
yourproblem."
Riegsaapproachedthescreenaswell."MayIsuggest,"hesaid.
Gitslookedathim.
"IfIgiveyou$2,willyoulayoff,then?"Riegsacontinued.
Edorflaughed.Thescreenflickeredandthefacedisappeared.
Notmanyminuteslater,theycouldhearsomethingbeingattachedto
theshipandtheouterdoorbeingopened.
"Timetoplayhideandseek,"Treborsuggested.
"Hide,seekandobliterate,"GitscorrectedTrebor.
"Butit'sjusttogivethem$2andtheywilllayoff,"Riegsasaidand
startedwalkingtowardstheplacetheintrudersmostprobablyenteredthe
ship.
"Riegsa!Comeback!"EnirevescriedandstartedtorunafterRiegsa.
Dragcouldn'tbelievehiseyes.Enirevesranstraightintothehandsof
theenemy!Hecouldnotallowit!Hewantedtorunafterherandrescue
her.Butlater.Ifherannow,hewouldbecaughtaswell.
Theyheardfootstepsclosingin.Riegsa'sdesperateattemptstotalk
Çhiswayoutofthesituationashewastakenaway.Hisvoicewas
desperateindeed.
TheycouldhearEnirevesscream.Thescreamwasfadingawayaswell.
Theywereprobablytakingallprisonerstotheotherspace-ship.This
wouldmaketherescueevenharder,butnowtheyhadtostayalive.
Thefootstepswereclosingin.
Thedoorslidopenandalonelysoldiersteppedin.HewonderedwhyHE
wasgiventhetasktosearchroomsthatseeminglywereempty,allthe
time.Hewalkedslowlyintothemiddleoftheroom.Hecouldseenobody.
"Ican'trememberanything,"hesangforhimself."Can'ttellifthis
istrueordream,DeepdowninsideIfeeltoscream,Thisterrible
silencestopsme.Nowthatthewaristhroughwithme,I'mwakingupI
cannotsee,Thatthere'snotmuchleftofme,Nothingisrealbutpain
now!"
AMetallicafan.Hepushedthebuttontothelavatory.Thedooropened
and...well,whatcan